Yea, except I ain't neva been cool.
Anyhow, figured I'd offer to do commissions if anyone really wants something. For on account of "because", not that I've been asked.
Nothing physical right now and all copyright will remain with me. If you know it's something I can do, ask me about it, maybe we can make an arrangement. Otherwise--
$5 for something simple and Zen Brushy. That does mean more than three strokes unless that is exactly the simplicity you want. If you want to pay me $5 to draw a figure in three strokes, I'll sure do my best!
$10 for something complicated and Zen Brushy or maybe procreate-y.
$40 for a portrait, painted or drawn--I'll either need photo references, or if you want me to create something from a concept or humanize a Transformer or do realistic work from a cartoon or something like that, I can render something in Daz and use that as a reference. Either way, half non-refundable up-front and the rest on delivery.
Ask me if you're interested.